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‘Avengers’ Star Sebastian Stan Takes Naked Scooter Ride During Movie Shoot

Here’s something you don’t see every day … 2 movie stars riding bare-ass nekkid on a scooter – but when ya do, it sure makes for a good day.

Sebastian Stan – who plays Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier in the ‘Avengers’ flicks – and Irish actress Denise Gough busted out their birthday suits Wednesday morning and hopped on the scooter to cruise through Athens. It’s not a dare or a drunken escapade … they’re just filming for the upcoming movie, “Monday.”

Check out the gallery … Sebastian and Denise seem totally at ease riding in the nude. So, they’re either great actors or kinda freaky. Or both. They’re definitely not shy.

We don’t know what the movie’s plot is all about, but suddenly … we LOVE Monday.

From TMZ.com

Do you sext

meleedamage:

anogete:

meleedamage:

meleedamage:

anais-ninja-blog:

anogete:

Dear Mr. Penis Profile Pic,

Looking back, it appears that at some point in my life–likely my late twenties–I went from sexting to just writing smutty fanfic.  So, all those sexts that my twenty-six-year-old self was furiously composing ten years ago now find new life in dirty fanfic about characters I know and love.

So, to answer your question.  No, I don’t sext.  And if I did, I would not do so with a penis without a body.  Maybe with a brain sans body.  That might work for me.  But not a penis.

Sincerely,

Anogete

I’m just impressed that an engorged schlong can type so accurately tbh.

I can’t stop thinking about the sound it would make…

I like to think it sounds like the barking (burping?) of this sea lion. https://youtu.be/nQzH_j1-FjE

This post is gold. Side note that the weenie windshield wiper gif was originally posted by Dennys. Somehow that is appropriate